Carrier Bags

Has anyone else been watching the series "Dumped" on Channel 4? I'm pretty good when it comes to recycling, but I have this vast collection of plastic carrier bags from various stores. Where can I take them where they wont get landfilled?

Whilst hunting for something different in my 15 year old daughters room (which knew about) i came across the cardboard remains of 2 lots of alco pops (no bottles) wrapped up in a carrier bag in her drawer. I was shocked! She is known by every body for being a very responsible, respectable and sensible girl, so why is this in her drawer? I didn't know what to do, so i have removed the carrier back with its contents in it from her drawer so that she knows i know about it. But what do i do next? I want to make it perfectly clear i was not snooping around her room. She knew i was in there. I respect her privacy at all times. Alco pop..... an alcoholic, fizzy, long drink that is made to taste like you're drinking a fruity lemonade or such like...

Just type yes if you think all supermarkets should totally stop supplying plastic carrier bags? Minga - You spend $200 in a supermarket???? If I forget my cloth bags I just chuck anything in the boot of my car. No problem. Please can I come to your house for dinner if you spend that much money on food in a month?

Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan. Alcoholics: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices. McDonalds: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. Women: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a sh!t anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards. Music Lovers: Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. Cinema goers: Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p!ss before the film starts. Rappers: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. Don't waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. Worried that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine ? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. Soldiers: Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Truprint. Murderers: Need to dispose of a body ? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again. Burglars: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you. Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin. Blind People: Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time. Prevent burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again

I've just come (geddit?) out of a long-term relationship and obviously it's important to practice safe sex now that I'm single, but the last time I used condoms, it felt like wearing an Aldi carrier bag on the old fella. What do you recommend as the best for maximising the sensations of sex?

I'ver never seen these things til I got a dog.

with all the caffuffal about carrier bags who is to blame.why don't they stop manufacturing them and produced a more enviromently friendly replacement.

My wife would like to give the dog a good send off but i recken i should just put her in a sainsburys carrier bag and bury her in the back garden

Hi all in Singapore, anyone knows where to buy retail packaging bags, carriers, bubble wrapper, post pad style bubble mailer/envelopes? I'd like to purchase in small bulk quantity. Was told that Ang Mo Kio area has a shop under HDB flat is selling but no idea the actual location. Or maybe anyone knows other place has similar shop? Thanks all!